shout out to my friend ario, holla!

today the flame broiler lady asked if i would like dark meat or breast meat.  and then i said "breast milk".  what can you do at that point?

my toothless co worker suggested we all make a list of who in the office can perform mouth to mouth in the unfortunate event that one of us stops breathing.  a hierarchical list per say of our preferences.  he kept pushing the issue so i had to tell him he would not be on my list.  he's the same person that said if you don't want to pay for your meal at benihana's, simply have them cut off your hand so you bleed out and die.  now you don't think i'm so mean huh. 

while trying to sleep this morning, i woke up to dudester jumping imaginary tiny motorcycles off of my nose. 

if i had a fantasy football team i would name it pumpkin spice.  the dude loves that.

i decided that living in chicago would be living the dream.

and i am quite pleased with my outfit today.

happy thursday.